Thursday, August 8, 2013

Report #8

[1:51:47}, 9/7813] 

We recording?

Yeah, are you comfortable sitting like that?

I'm fine. 

So we're back at the shack. Sorry it took so long, we just needed some time before we could move and it's not easy to record in a hospital. 

That old lady in there was a bitch.

She had cancer.

And I was throwing up blood. 

You both are bitch.

Thank you Jaime, that was my point.

Shut up faggot.

Key eres que me ponga jabon en la boca otra vez ...? Yo no lo creo.


Yeah, fuck you too you dirty piece of shit.

Were you going to contact Med about prosthetics for him?

I liked the plan where we tie him to his wheelchair and roll him off the grand canyon.

Yeah I know think it's smart to just keep him here?

I've had nastier bastards. Besides it's a matter of standard.

What do you mean?

This dirty fuck deserves everything he had coming to him. And now I think it best we just leave him to sit there and think about his actions. The people you don't trust you either kill or keep where you can see them. 

And you don't want to kill him?

No. I don't.

It kind of seems like the thing you'd be all for.

There's a difference between putting down a terminally ill kitten, and throwing a handicapped one off a bridge.

No ables de mi como si yo no estoy ah key.

Si te remenas quedado en escuela pedazo de mierda que se sabe lo que deciamos!

What did he say?

He said he wants you to spank him with a paddle and call him buddy boy.

No but seriously?

I was being serios...ugg.

You alright?

Shit, leaned over the wrong way. Oh fuck, get me a drink.

Doctor said no drinking.

Get me a fucking drink...and you quit snickering Jose!

Annalee come on, look I got the pain medication right here

I don't need any fucking pain medicine just get me a drink.

Okay, how about a deal. Tell me who Tilde is, and what's up with all this Redlight crap with Georgia, and I will give you your drink.

...Who the fuck is Tilde?

Tilde! You know! That person who you kept calling at the hospital. Uses the little squiggle when she comments on the blog.

Oh...right yeah...

Well...are you going to tell me?

Just give me the goddamn pain medicine.


I thought we were over this shit. I don't have to tell you a goddamn thing Danny.

If you clue me in, maybe I'll be able to recognize a threat when I see one, or heck figure out a solution to whatever it is your dealing with.

It isn't that simple!

Why isn't it?

Because ideas are contagious Danny. Lets say the Slender Man is a big nuclear bomb, and me and people like me are the first responders who are looking in at the mess, when we come out nobody can touch us though because touching a person covered in that much radiation is a one way ticket to growing a second head.

You think if I find out, knowing about it will hurt me?

Yes. That is what I think.

Well you know and you seem alright.

That's because I'm fucking bamf.

You never said that until you heard those kids at the hospital say it.

Shut up. Point is were not having this argument, end of discussion, hand over the meds.

Just tell me one thing.


Months ago, when you came in that one night and you collapsed and I thought you were dying...what happened?...Were you sick?

...I was visiting someone, and we were attacked, and I had an accident.

What kind of accident?

Just an accident alright? Now give me the meds.

...Yeah. Okay.



  1. No me meto con gángsters, pero Jaime come mierda.

    I don't think you should kill Jaime unless he is an immediate threat, which he's not.

  2. HEY GUYS. You should TOTALLY dissect Jamie to see what ELSE I might have done to him. OH OH AND TELL HIM I SAID HI! I promised him I would be back for the rest of him, don't you know...

    1. Yeah, throw him into the Grand Canyon. Let Luke WORK for his meal for once.

    2. Well I don't know who the hell Jamie is but if I see him I'll let him know...You racist piece of shit.

    3. Eh? Oh. Holy Shit. I have been saying that wrong the whole time. Misread. Oops.

  3. If the kid wants to know, I think you should tell him Anna, no matter how life threatening it is. It is clear that you are worried for his safety, but that is rather pointless, don't you think?

    He's already in a life threatening situation, he's been in that situation ever since this blog started up, ever since he met IT.

    However, it is still up to you to decide weather you want to tell him, or not. It is in my opinion that you should tell him if he wants to know so badly, but again, only my opinion.

    Having said that, get well soon.

    - Mr. Incognito.

    1. It's a bit more than just him who could get hurt otherwise you would be one hundred percent right.

    2. Incognito, normally I'd agree but it's dangerous for a lot of people if my identity gets out.


    3. Then just disappear Anonymous, you're already a threat to many people, so just disappear, you're a liability.

      I have nothing against you, I simply don't know you, but if you say if you're identity ever gets out and a lot of people get in danger because of it, then you are a liability that needs to disappear.

      - Mr. Incognito.

    4. Oh, trust me, I tried. It's rarely that simple.


  4. There's no "I" in team, but then again, there's no "U" in it also, not to mention "K".

    Also, I'm amused to see that many people do see you as a bitch, it's just so amusing that I was able to nail the word that describes you, so accurately.

    1. At least I'm a fucking badass bitch, unlike you who is just a bitch with his head up his own ass.

  5. There's a few bugs with the way the Spanish is transcribed, Daniel.

    The silent 'h' in 'hables' didn't show up. And 'ah qui' isn't the same as 'aqui'.

    ...Yes, I do speak Spanish. My grandmother was born in Nicaragua.

    1. To add to this, "key eres" should be "quieres".

    2. Sorry. It's a little hard to program two different languages. Been doing my best in the down time but it's still pretty hard. I was thinking about maybe trying to get some translation going but I don't think it's going to happen.

    3. Nicuragua huh? Join the club. My mother was a Honduran refugee. Libre, Soberana e Independiente, and all that bullshit.

    4. My grandmother was driven out by the government. She used to be rich. Lived on a coffee plantation and all.

  6. I still think you should kill him, but it's your choice. I do agree with your choice to stay silent. Some things really shouldn't be known. Good luck Anna, don't let Jose out of your sight. Might be a bit deadly, seeing as there is a difference between a cat with a broken leg and a vicious snake that's bound.

    1. Everyone. This is a public service announcement from Talmai.

      J-A-I-M-E. Pronounced like "High-meh".

      Not Jamie or Jose.

      Jaime. Jaime. Say it. JAIME.

    2. That's how I was saying it before. The hell. Annalee say she didn't know anyone that went by that name. For some reason I thought she said Jose in the dialogue.

    3. PART OF THAT was for MORNINGSTAR. Scrrroolll up!