ALRIGHTY. HERE'S A NICE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOU BOYS AND GIRLS.

So apparently sometime on Friday, someone snuck into the storeroom and broadcast one of my old tapes across the interwebs.

Danny says it wasn't him.

Jaime says it wasn't him.

I can't think of any conceivable reason outside of mind control why I would do it.

So as you can guess, 

I. AM. FUCKING. PISSED.

Oh ho ho ho ho, and the best part is I can't even delete it. Nope. That shit is up there forever. 

Internet safety kids.

God I should have never gotten involved with this online shit. It is up there with worst ideas I have ever had. 

The last few weeks have been a nightmare. I've been up for weeks watching Danny to make sure he isn't sleep blogging after that last fucking incident. I get one decent night of sleep and this happens. FUCKITY FUCK FUCK. 

There's a proxy behind this I just know it. MORNINGSTAR IF YOU DID THIS HERE'S A FUN REMINDER I AM GOING TO TAKE YOUR INKY BLACK ASS AND SUCK IT INTO A VACCUUM CLEANER, THAN TOSS YOU INTO A GEISER. ACTUALLY. NO. FUCKING SCRATCH THAT. I'LL JUST DO IT ANYWAY.

BUT WHOEVER ELSE DID THIS, BE IT SOMEONE FUCKING WITH MY HEAD OR DANNY'S HEAD, OR WHOEVER.

Know this.

I am coming for you.

Prepare your organs, limbs, testicles and or lady parts for their inevitable demise. Spend a nice last dinner with them. Make it meaningful. 

BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING FINISHED. 

5/24

[?]

Okay, and that's five hours. Time to check your vitals. 

Five hours already?

Yep. Hold out your arm...Okay. How's your vision.

Good.

Can you read the chart?

O...E...X...A...B...G...F...D...C...

The F was a P.

Pretty good taking into account the state of your handwriting.

Go fuck yourself Summers. Look to the left...now the right...Up...down...okay. 

Is that your phone?

Yes.

Are you going to answer it?

No. 

Why who's calling?

It's Beau.

Beau? Oh no that can't be good news...

Don't worry about it doesn't have anything to do with this.

You sure?

Yeah. Here put this on your tongue.

(AUDIO CONFUSION.)

END.

Calm your selves people

So no I did not succumb to the dark slender throes in the night and begin tearing out my hair and ripping everyone I've ever known and loved limb from limb, although that took some time to explain to Annalee. You know getting tied up in a chair and questioned doesn't even really bother me at this point anymore. I feel like Princess Peach, where after a while you can just sit in that chair and make cake recipes.

I woke up yesterday morning and found that post on the blog. Annalee had me strapped up and questioned me for a while. I think I must've written it in my sleep...Which isn't good.

I used to have sleep walking problems as a kid where I could do all this shit in my sleep. My Dad has old home videos of me eating cereal while asleep. I've never typed shit in my sleep before, certainly not stuff like that.

Annalee wanted to know what is was about but, I don't know. I think this is all Slender Man messing with my head since he doesn't seem to want to show up. I've been bad keeping up my dream journal and Annalee has been on me about it.

You wouldn't believe how busy we've been guys, I can't even believe it myself. Annalee's store rooms got trashed when Morningstar showed up and did all his shit, and so there was that we had to reorganize and clean out. Annalee made a sort of handy-dandy wheel chair for Jaime, it's shitty but he can move around the kitchen alright by now. Since she's injured Annalee took the "take it easy" recommendation as turn into Bob the fucking Builder and renovate everything. She's cracked her ribs twice already. I've never seen someone so adamantly against lying still.

So yeah, not a lot of time for updates.

Jaime has been...okay. He's an ass yeah, but he's less of an ass now then he was before. I think he's actually been kind of sad. Annalee buried all of his goons, and the dude Redlight was feeding off of I think might have been one of his closer friends? He seemed really upset.

It's been a weird month in general with him trying to get used to us, and it kind of reminds me of me back then?

Anyways, yeah I'm fine. No big deal.