Sunday, September 22, 2013

ALRIGHTY. HERE'S A NICE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOU BOYS AND GIRLS.


So apparently sometime on Friday, someone snuck into the storeroom and broadcast one of my old tapes across the interwebs.

Danny says it wasn't him.

Jaime says it wasn't him.

I can't think of any conceivable reason outside of mind control why I would do it.

So as you can guess, 

I. AM. FUCKING. PISSED.

Oh ho ho ho ho, and the best part is I can't even delete it. Nope. That shit is up there forever. 

Internet safety kids.

God I should have never gotten involved with this online shit. It is up there with worst ideas I have ever had. 

The last few weeks have been a nightmare. I've been up for weeks watching Danny to make sure he isn't sleep blogging after that last fucking incident. I get one decent night of sleep and this happens. FUCKITY FUCK FUCK. 

There's a proxy behind this I just know it. MORNINGSTAR IF YOU DID THIS HERE'S A FUN REMINDER I AM GOING TO TAKE YOUR INKY BLACK ASS AND SUCK IT INTO A VACCUUM CLEANER, THAN TOSS YOU INTO A GEISER. ACTUALLY. NO. FUCKING SCRATCH THAT. I'LL JUST DO IT ANYWAY.

BUT WHOEVER ELSE DID THIS, BE IT SOMEONE FUCKING WITH MY HEAD OR DANNY'S HEAD, OR WHOEVER.

Know this.

I am coming for you.

Prepare your organs, limbs, testicles and or lady parts for their inevitable demise. Spend a nice last dinner with them. Make it meaningful. 

BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING FINISHED. 

9 comments:

  1. Into a Geyser? SOUNDS LIKE FUN. Please. I implore you to try.

    But no. I had nothing to do with this. Been too busy with... You know... Important shit. Messing with you is FUN and all, don't get me wrong, but I already played with you. Have to spread the pain around you know? I mean... Just two weeks ago I tortured the sanity out of Sanna. Now I need to find a NEW Plaything.

    ... Actually, maybe I should go back to you. I went WAY too easy on you. Probably not even any real lasting damage... Aside from your shattered ego of course. Heheheheheh.

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    1. Go shove your dick in the garbage disposal.

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  2. You didn't have to say it was an old tape. You could have said someone made it up.

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    1. WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER WHAT IT WAS?

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    2. If you're freaking out this much over it then I got this crazy idea that it might just matter, maybe a little bit, and maybe it is stuff you don't want anyone to know, and to pass it off as invented by a random lunatic would have been beneficial. Seems I was sorely mis-fucking-taken.

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  3. You're losing your grip, just like Danny used to, Sanna is right, you could have pretended that it was nothing important, then the only person who would know that this post was important would be the guy standing behind the hacking.

    You need to concentrate, cause right now it doesn't seem like you are.

    Shouldn't have kept secrets, that comes back to bite you, hard.

    - Mr. Incognito.

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    1. It isn't a goddamn secret it wasn't even important! IT'S JUST AN ASSHOLE TRYING TO PISS ME OFF.

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    2. And you're encouraging him and because of that he will continue to piss you off, which will throw you off your game.

      - Mr. Incognito.

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  4. Overreacting Annalee. Never a good thing. You need your calm about you. Get a good nights sleep. Come at this harder. Pick up some other guy that can pull off half the shit you do. Life'll become about five times easier.

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