Thursday, March 28, 2013

Not An Opening Statement

Hey there everyone, or rather nobody.

 I'm Daniel Cypress, and I see my associate has welcomed you to our humble (my side of it is humble anyway, ANNALEE) website.
She basically said everything worth saying, all I'm really doing here is introducing myself I guess. I actually do have better things to do than write an essay about how bad ass I am, unlike SOME PEOPLE, so yeah.

 To put in a little lighthearted cliche, well, you know my name, and attempting to Slender hunt, coding, gaming and hacking is my game. I know that doesn't make sense grammatically.

 So. Yep. Bye.

 - Daniel
(Not 'Danny', I don't care what she says)
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  1. Miss AnnaleeMarch 28, 2013 at 9:29 PM

    Don't you blab at me for wasting time when you should be filing shit right now.

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  2. Daniel CypressMarch 28, 2013 at 9:33 PM

    I didn't blab, nor did I blab at you for 'wasting time', shit. I just pointed out that you were blustering a little, that's all. Because you were.

    I filed shit, shut up.

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  3. Miss AnnaleeMarch 28, 2013 at 9:35 PM

    I have never once in my life fucking blustered. Also why the hell are you messing with the damn font? It took me all of last night to make it look right.

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  4. Daniel CypressMarch 28, 2013 at 9:43 PM

    You just blustered. Just then.
    The font is cooler in red Courier. You didn't make it look right, you made it look boring. Leave it to the pros. Go cut something up or something.

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  5. Miss AnnaleeMarch 28, 2013 at 9:45 PM

    I could cut up your stupid haircut you little shit.

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  6. Daniel CypressMarch 28, 2013 at 9:54 PM

    Oh my god, what's your problem?
    My haircut is fine and you're not touching it.

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  7. MrIncognitoMarch 29, 2013 at 1:48 AM

    I can sense that you two are best of friends.

    - Mr. Incognito.

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    1. Daniel CypressMarch 29, 2013 at 9:46 PM

      Holy fuck, yeah totally, what was your first clue? Was it her horrendous hairstyle homicide or my defensive raising of nearest defence-able object against her misguided fury?

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    2. Miss AnnaleeMarch 29, 2013 at 9:58 PM

      I think it was just your shitty personality in general.

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    3. Daniel CypressMarch 29, 2013 at 10:00 PM

      Do you have any idea how much sense that doesn't make? No. You do not.

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    4. Miss AnnaleeMarch 29, 2013 at 10:03 PM

      Remind me why I let you stick around?

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    5. Daniel CypressMarch 29, 2013 at 10:11 PM

      Because you love me, and because you suck at everything that's not shoving toothpicks into people's eyes.

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    6. Miss AnnaleeMarch 29, 2013 at 10:12 PM

      Well all you're good for is finding the capslock!

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    7. Daniel CypressMarch 29, 2013 at 10:48 PM

      That would be because you can't even find the capslock, you know.

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