Thursday, March 28, 2013

Not An Opening Statement

Hey there everyone, or rather nobody.

I'm Daniel Cypress, and I see my associate has welcomed you to our humble (my side of it is humble anyway, ANNALEE) website.

She basically said everything worth saying, all I'm really doing here is introducing myself I guess. I actually do have better things to do than write an essay about how bad ass I am, unlike SOME PEOPLE, so yeah.

To put in a little lighthearted cliche, well, you know my name, and attempting to Slender hunt, coding, gaming and hacking is my game. I know that doesn't make sense grammatically.


So. Yep. Bye.


- Daniel

(Not 'Danny', I don't care what she says)

14 comments:

  1. Don't you blab at me for wasting time when you should be filing shit right now.

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  2. I didn't blab, nor did I blab at you for 'wasting time', shit. I just pointed out that you were blustering a little, that's all. Because you were.

    I filed shit, shut up.

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  3. I have never once in my life fucking blustered. Also why the hell are you messing with the damn font? It took me all of last night to make it look right.

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  4. You just blustered. Just then.
    The font is cooler in red Courier. You didn't make it look right, you made it look boring. Leave it to the pros. Go cut something up or something.

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  5. I could cut up your stupid haircut you little shit.

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  6. Oh my god, what's your problem?
    My haircut is fine and you're not touching it.

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  7. I can sense that you two are best of friends.

    - Mr. Incognito.

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    1. Holy fuck, yeah totally, what was your first clue? Was it her horrendous hairstyle homicide or my defensive raising of nearest defence-able object against her misguided fury?

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    2. I think it was just your shitty personality in general.

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    3. Do you have any idea how much sense that doesn't make? No. You do not.

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    4. Remind me why I let you stick around?

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    5. Because you love me, and because you suck at everything that's not shoving toothpicks into people's eyes.

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    6. Well all you're good for is finding the capslock!

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    7. That would be because you can't even find the capslock, you know.

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