Saturday, June 22, 2013

So Okay...

Everything is alright now. I don't know how, but somehow shit turned out alright.

After Beau knocked me out, he dragged me to a hotel where I guess we were staying. I don't know for sure because I've been out for a while. It's hard to remember exactly what happened, but I do know this.

Yesterday night at 3 am somebody hacked into my laptop and made a recording. 

Hey, you're waking up...

I...wait a!

(I'm guessing I recognized the proxy.)

Hey, don't get up to fast you're going to get a head rush or something. 

....Where...Where is Beau?

Him? He left.


(The hotel window in our room is broken, like someone went through it. I'm guessing that's how Beau "left.")

How are you feeling? You've been looking pretty terrible, and after all the cold turkey stuff too. Danny you need take it easy. 

The fuck do you want with me?

Whoa! What makes you think I want anything with you? We're just talking Danny.

Stop fucking calling me that!

Oh that's right you prefer Daniel. Heh, it's kind of a funny coincidence am I right?

What is?

Well that's what your mother called you wasn't it? And now that's what she's been calling you.

How the hell do you know that?

Oh you know, you hear stuff.

How the hell do you know shit about what my mother does?

Hey, all in good time. We don't want to rush anything.

Rush anything?

We've barely scraped our way out of the exposition Danny. I can't just reveal everything in one go, then what kind of villain would I be?

You're insane.

Well I am a proxy. Sanity isn't exactly necessary for the application.

Are you here to make me a proxy?

It all goes through one ear and out the other with you doesn't it, oh tisk tisk, I guess I can give you an idea of what your role in this scenario is. Might help things run a little smoother in the long run you know? It's a double edged sword knowledge, Annalee will tell you that any other day of the week. Truth is Danny, you're bait again.

What? Bait?

[Audio Confusion]

Oh and speak of the devil.

(There's a lot of corruption and weird noises at this point, I'm assuming because Annalee is a noisy bitch. I cut the part that was hard to understand.)

and if you think about hugging me again I will personally carve your eyes out!

Heh, well I suppose it's better than just outright doing it. I mean you gave me warning this time. I think we're starting to get to know each other.

I told you to shut the hell up.

The blood on your face...oh dear you killed my boss.

Your boss?

I've been on probation for a while. People seem to think I'm a loose cannon.

Can't imagine why.

I rather liked him though. Nice fellow, kind of like you around the temperament.

Annalee, I'm here!


The fuck did you do to him?

Well to be fair, he mostly did it to himself, I mean...What did you expect would happen when you kicked him

[Audio Confusion]

Ooo. Yep. That...That was by nose.

Aren't there some other idiots around who you could go scare with your antics?

But Annalee, you are scared of by antics aren't you?

How about I shove your head into the radiator and then we'll see. 

Careful, I'm recording this.


Don't say anything you'd regret telling everyone.

You son of a bitch.

Don't talk about my mother that way, come on Annalee, no need to be so har

Get the fuck out of my sight.

See that's what I'm talking about right there, you always


Okay, Okay, a guy can take a hint. Sorry for bothering you. 

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Oh...fair warning. He's here.


(The audio cuts out here again. The recording starts spewing errors. This is the last bit that's eligible.)


I know you are, hun.

I don't want to die.

Of course you don't.

I don't want to be a proxy. 

Shh...Nothing is going to get you. I'm here alright, so stop crying you dumba

And that's where it ends. When I came to, Annalee and I were hiding in the hotel room's closet. Annalee's still out cold. The fight with whoever's boss along with spending a night hiding in a closet from Slenderman really took it out of her. Right now she's sleeping in the back of the truck, and I'm trying to drive back home.

I'll give you guys some more updates later.

Also thank you.


  1. Thank fuck you're both okay.


  2. Ah good to see that both of you are alright. Maybe after this little incident, both of you will put aside your differences and will actually start working like a well oiled machine.

    Lets hope to that.

  3. Ohhhh, who is this handsome fellow who now enters into your lovely little troupe of fuck-ups? I could just eat him up, right from a plate, if I had him in front of me...does your new friend have a name?

    1. Well I wouldn't call the guy handsome, and I didn't catch a name. I really wouldn't recommend eating him. Who knows where he's been.

    2. I dunnooooooooo, you never know how goddamn GOOD hoodlums and vagrants can TASTE~

  4. Good to see you're all well and good. I knew Miss Annalee wouldn't have abandoned you. If anything it was probably all a matter of finding you. :)

  5. I'm gonna join the list of people breathing a sigh of relief that you're safe for now.