And you guys thought we were dead. Ha.
I've made it this long, and frankly at this point I think it'd take a nuke to stop me. That or a an evil tentacle monster, you know, whatever it takes.
Still though a run in with Slenderman is nothin to sniff at. I broke a perfectly good window and had to spend a good hour picking glass out of my knuckles. Not to mention all the times I lost my lunch. (Honestly kid you get so used to vomit in this lifestyle that stain on your seat may as well be bleach.) It wears you out, but I'm used to it by now. It was just a bit of a scare on me and Danny's part, Danny mostly. Though he's definitely been a lot less of a brat since he almost got lobotomized by Slenderman. Yeah, that happened.
It's always weird when I hear about Slenderman getting super close to people. It happens a lot where he gets up in peoples faces, but he's never done that to me. The closest I've ever been to the guy is a good 10 yards, and about 5 days ago the closest I had ever been was 50 yards. I've never gotten why he keeps his distance, although I guess it's because I'm scary as fuck.
Anyway, back to planning our big trip.
I was gonna run some tests on the Azoth and to do it I'm going to need some special equipment. Although at this point I may just hand Danny a potato and ask him to make an MRI scanner out of it. It'll be a bit tough because it's going to involve some...slightly illegal behavior, but it's for a good cause. Again I'm not going to divulge so many details, in case we get followed.
Should be interesting, I'll keep you posted.