Thanks to you assholes, Anna decided tying me up and having some kind of interrogation was a good idea, just by the way, so over the past few days I've been away due to recovering from that.
She took me to Vegas for my 25th, yip-fucking-ee, that's where we were then, and during that time she cheated a lot in card games in this nasty looking little casino with a ton of huge muscled motherfuckers in it that all looked at me like they wanted to knock me out, ice me and sell my kidneys, and Annale won us a ton of money, with which she bought a new truck (with a weird STAIN on MY seat). Then she drove us to some run-down alcohol store (her idea of GROCERIES) and bought some stuff, and THEN decided to take me out for ICE CREAM. By that time she was pretty drunk, so after both of us had had ice cream and she'd made the wrinkly old waitress SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY (I am TWENTY FUCKING FIVE, ANNA) I was definitely going to be the one driving us back.
So I started driving and Anna passed out, like REALLY passed out, and fortunately I had a sharpie with me, so I pulled over and drew a mustache on her face, one of those huge curly Italian ones. I figured she owed me a few laughs after this train wreck of a day out, that's all! Also the mustache looked really, really funny. So you can understand why I was laughing when she bossed me around!
I mean I knew this was a nervous community but really, guys! It was just a prank!
Daniel, in this sort of community, you can't get away with pranks. Mostly because everyone starts to panic when people start acting strange.
ReplyDeleteBut the mustache WAS funny.
Well frankly I'm disappointed. I haven't done anything like that for ten YEARS, thanks, everyone.
DeleteYes. It was.
You're welcome.
ReplyDelete-Sincerely, us assholes.
(Nice prank, BTW. Can't beat the classic moustache.)
(Yessssss.)
Delete(she still has it on and it's freaking hilarious)
The ol' mustache. Nice. Virtual high five.
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah! Thankyou. Virtual high fives back.
DeleteA sense of humor among this pile of shit we're all standing in? Can't say a useful trait, but one to certainly keep.
ReplyDeleteConsider my suggestion to tie you up as not an act of "ass holiness". Consider it as a sort of a prank idea to Anna, so she could prank you back.
See? Now it seems fair.
But honestly Daniel, what did you expect from a bunch of people who's lives hang on the edge every day?
- Mr. Incognito.
Thankyou I think.
DeleteOkay, then your prank ideas are fucking stupid and you shouldn't even consider yourself the most amateur of amateur practical jokers. Kindly go stand in a doorway with a bucket of water over it, thankyou very much and goodbye.
I don't know. I thought it was a pretty good idea. I'd like to hear some more suggestions.
DeleteForce him into a fluffy pink dress. Then put him in the middle of a public place and take pictures. Post the pictures on the blog. Daniel will never hear the end of it.
DeleteWhat is it with you and forcing people into dresses? I don't even know where to buy dresses.
DeleteAnd you call yourself a female?
DeleteUm...Goodwill, Target, basically any sort of clothing or department store.
Hey, if I were immortal and had the opportunity, I'd force the Slender Man into a dress. And then I would book it. Because even people who can't die are afraid of an angry faceless octopus.
I don't see a need for it. I have clothes and there's no way I could run or fight or fix the car in a dress. And while watching Danny whine about it would be funny for the first five minutes he'd be pouting about it for hours. Besides I'm the boss. It's funny when people play pranks on the boss but less so when the boss bites back. Danny probably needs the laughs anyway.
DeleteI'd much rather just kill Slenderman.