Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Report 3

[011:45, 17/4/13]


Well Danny, what do you have to say?

Hi.

Danny. I'm serious.

Hi everyone and welcome to the... third? Is it third? Edition of bullshit reports nobody cares about.


...Today, Danny has something he would like to say to all of you since last time.

Yeah, excuse me dearly for being sick, overtired, stressed and going through withdrawal  Sorry blog followers, I'll keep my bullshit picture-perfect for your benefit from this point forward.

You're apologizing for being a snappish asshole who went off on a bunch of people.

That too.

Because people were just trying to help.

Whatever.

Not whatever, for fuck's sake kid you sure are turning a whole lot of nothing into a huge deal. Especially when the worst anyone suggested was for you to buck up a little once you felt better.

We both know that's not true.

Do we now? Because as far as I can tell, no one was mistreating you while you were sick and you are infact capable of some bucking up.

Yeah, well, excuse me! The last time you listened to those people you tied me up over a prank!

As opposed to just shooting you point blank?

You know what? Maybe a little part of it is that you trust strangers on the internet more than me.

Oh my fucking God kid, now you're just making shit up to be mad about.

I'm really not! They tell you to tie me up and interrogate me, you do it. And it was about to escalate!

Kid just shut your trap for a moment and really think about some of the shit you're spewing at the moment. You think I should've just overlooked it when you started acting out of the ordinary? I should've just shook my head and said that oh well probably nothing. What if there had been something wrong with you?

No, but you didn't need to jump up and have a shot at me when fucking bloggers told you to!

No one told me to do anything.You think I can't make my own goddamn decisions? You think I can't tell a bad idea from a good one.

I didn't say that! Ugh, can we not now?

Do you think I just get a kick out of causing you pain? That we're in the third grade and I'm giving you a wedgie? Kid grow up for a second and stop being so goddamn defensive about everything. I don't give a shit about withdrawl or not, the entire world is not out to get you.

If the whole world isn't out to get me, I don't need commando training! You're contradicting yourself.

Do you even hear yourself?

No, I've suddenly gone deaf.

Obviously.

So it's fine for you to be in a bad mood, but not me.

Have you never held down a job before? That is exactly how it works.

Yeah. Sure.

Kid. We have been over this time and time and time again. I am trying to look out for you, and it would be nice if whenever I tell you to do something it was not met with a premadonna meltdown...Is that too much to ask?...Answer me.

Guess not.

Sometimes it'd be nice if you trusted me some too.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means that sometimes it would be nice if you trusted me.

I do.

Then maybe put some stock into the idea that I know what I'm doing every once in a while...So let's try this again. What did you want to say to everyone?

Up yours.......I mean sorry.

Great, now that that's all settled we can continue on with...

...What?

That shouldn't be right...

What? What?

Sit tight for a second.

Wait, should I close the recording? Anna?...Uh. Right, um...

Oh god. What the... Anna? Anna, what's going on?

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13 comments:

  1. Fuck, I hate being in the back seat.

    Hope you guys are okay.

    All we can do now is pray, if you believe in God that is.

    Hope you guys come back.

    - Mr. Incognito.

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  2. Guys, what does it say?!

    What happened?

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    1. I doubt that says anything, it's a distortion, remember when Daniel explained that his mic recorded whatever happened and would then automatically convert it to text?

      Well heres your answer, apparently something had happened, I can't really say that those distortions were caused by IT, this could simply register as loud noises of struggle.

      Someone stayed for a long enough time, in order to upload this.

      - Mr. Incognito.

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  3. Well, uh... that was certainly something that happened. Yep.

    I did give a bash at decoding it. It just seems to be "errorerrorerror" etc.

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  4. Oh god. Come on, pull through, I don't know what's going on, but we've got a great 'not dying' streak going, don't break it now!

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    1. I guess streaks were meant to be broken?

      With the arrival of these so-called "Hopes", perhaps the Fears might actually be defeated.

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  5. Two days now, two days of absence, 5 more and I label them as dead.

    Hope they pull trough.

    - Mr. Incognito.

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  6. Three days.

    God damn it guys.

    - Mr. Incognito.

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  7. I'm scared; haven't heard from you two in a while. Are you OK???

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